Maddie was as tiny as a daisy.
Ben was sleepier than his mother. (Who was chronically sleep-deprived from January 2000 until somewhere around 2007. So that’s saying a lot).
Jack was newer than a present under the tree.
Maddie was sweeter than an angel.
Ben was scarier than a dude who makes a mask out of the leg of his father’s old pants and writes “Sae Owt” (Stay Out) on his bedroom door.
See? Sleep deprived.
Jack was stickier than a baby covered in marshmallow crème. Mom was dumber than a post for keeping the marshmallow crème on a low shelf.
Goofier than… 
…Santa’s elves, or possibly…
…Goofy himself.
Cheesier than the dairy aisle at Costco.
Also more romantic than the electric blanket aisle at Costco. You have to admit, it’s true.
*I realize these were mostly similes, but I couldn’t find a good word to be alliterative with Simile in the title. Here’s a bonus photo to soothe those of you offended by my poor literary usage:
Totally Tired, Easily Exhausted, Sincerely Sleepy, Utterly Unawake
2 comments:
Ha! I love the Sleeping Beauty pictures! I also love that your family grabs the camera when you are passed out like that.
That is so funny and I love SAE OWT. Classic! Maybe you are narcoleptic? Hee hee hee... Tom always says if there was an Olympic sport for sleeping, I would win the gold medal every time!
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