Fuzzy Facebook Updates

I just love Facebook.  I enjoy checking in a few times a day and seeing what all of my real friends and pretend friends are up to.  I update my status every once and awhile, though not as much as I did initially.  Interesting things just don’t seem to happen to me.  I stopped frequent updating after I realized I had typed in “is staring at the computer screen trying to come up with a status” and decided I was too lame for words.

Wouldn’t it be awesome, though, if we could have a Facebook for pets?  Maybe in the future, when we have flying cars, and meals in a pill, and robot maids, and moving sidewalks, just like on The Jetsons,  pets would be outfitted with computer keyboards made just for them with special bark/meow/squeak to human translators, smell check, and maybe even a built in water bowl.   I think Fuzzbook or MyCage, or possibly LickedIn would go something like this…


Herbie is eating carrots.

Ginger Save some for me!
Deuce ew carrots dude u r disgusting.
Herbie lol well you are a dog Deuce go lick another dog butt already.
Ginger save some for me!
Tiny roflmao!

Herbie could use some new pine shavings in the cage already ppl!

Ginger omg I know what you mean what is with our owners?
Herbie I know!  Totally!
Ginger Like the other day I squeaked when they opened the fridge and…nothing!
Herbie if only I had thumbs I’d go open the fridge door myself.
Ginger if anyone could do it, u could, SweetCheeks.
Herbie aw I’m totally blushing under this hair now. U r the best Gingy.  BRB POS.

Herbie is heading to the vet today.  UGH.

Tiny ohhh, man, feel ur pain
Cooper will be praying 4 u
Ginger u cn do it, Herbie!  Call me.
Deuce just 8 all the chocolate out of the candy bowls.    C u there, dude.

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It would be cool, you have to admit, but I mostly just want a flying car and maybe Jane Jetson’s sweet wardrobe.  Oooh!  And that elevator tube that shoots them up to their apartment and the push button meal maker!

But mostly just the flying car.